Ganked from Elissa.

[eurydicebound]

If I were a stone, I would be... a geode.
If I were a tree, I would be a... cherry tree.
If I were a bird, I would be a... kestrel.
If I were an insect, I would be a... dragonfly.
If I were a machine, I would be a... threat to humanity, or possibly a washing machine, or maybe a slightly out of date personal computer.
If I were a tool, I would be a... pen.
If I were a fruit, I would be a... cherry.
If I were a flower, I would be a... tulip, or possibly one of those mini roses.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be... the calm before the storm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a... mermaid.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a... piano.
If I were a kind of profession, I would be... an artist.
If I were an animal, I would be a... dog. I wish I could say a wolf, but probably a dog.
If I were anything in the world, I would be... loved.
If I were a color, I would be... amythyst purple or ruby red.
If I were a fragrance, I would be… wisteria and cherry blossoms.
If I were an emotion, I would be... confused, as I have no frickin' idea.
If I were a state or feeling, I would be... centered.
If I were a sound, I would be... tolling bells.
If I were an Element, I would be... Hmm. Not fire. Not really earth, either. I think I have to go with water, maybe with a little air. So.... bubbles. :)