eurydicebound

Scene: Will, Al, and I sitting in the living room, discussing things in general and sex in particular. We join the conversation in full swing....

Will: Yeah, no sex until I graduate high school.

Me: And if your... feelings... overcome your intentions to wait, then what do you do?

Will: Use condiments.

Me: *trying not to giggle* Condoms. Not condiments, condoms. Mayonnaise will not keep your girlfriend from getting pregnant.

Will and Al: *both giggling too*

Me: And definitely don't use mustard... your girlfriend would not thank you.

Al: Yeah, you put mustard on a wiener, not your wiener.

Me: Bwah hah hah hah! WOW.

Cue uproarious laughter. End scene.