In a word:

Fuck.

My head hurts. It hurts a lot. I had a near-miss migraine yesterday, and I'm feeling the aftereffects of it tonight. I don't get these very often, but it seems as I get older they reappear on and off for days when I do get them. I want to whimper and cry. I certainly don't want to cook. Oh, and the guacamole I made with the organic mix I picked up evidently has some spice in it that makes it worse. Doritos do the same thing. I assumed it was MSG, but this mix doesn't have any. What a waste of two perfectly good avocados.

Oh, and I've evidently drank enough caffiene lately that my body wants it to fight off the headache. I know it would help a little, but not overall. Doesn't keep me from jonesing for it, though.

*whimper*

Self-medication amuses me.

Okay, so I decided I needed to work out something about dinner. I also went to the store. Halfway through dinner I realized something:

Moderately spicy leftover Thai food: capsciacin. (spelled wrong, I know)
1 16-oz Coke: caffiene & sugar
Challah bread: carbs
Nutella: chocolate

I am the queen of self-medication. Fear my awesome powers.

Oh, and my head still hurts. Fuck.