Thoughts upon an Olympic evening

When a skating costume involves a bra-like construct, do not put a circle of 4-inch long beaded fringe only over the cups. There is absolutely nothing the least bit attractive about it. If you are amply endowed, it only attracts unwanted attention (and frankly, if you're amply endowed you probably aren't a skater). If you're not... well, it doesn't help. The goal is not to make the girls appear to sag in unfortunate ways while you're bouncing around on the ice. Ye gods.