Note to self:

What the hell is wrong with you? You know that Cokes these days make you feel ooky, but give yourself something non-sweet for breakfast and you're all "a Coke sounds good." Bah. Granted, you did only buy a small one, with ice, so that's at least a sliver of improvement. But now you feel like shit because of the stupid thing. It was all "Oooh, can't resist, must have a Coke," and now it's all "ergh, face feels tight and chest feels hollow, fuckin' Coke." Just go ahead and tattoo it on your forehead, why don't you? At least that way you'd remember what this feels like when you're being all spineless and wimpy. Geez, woman. Get a spine already.

And stop sleeping in in the morning. You know that doesn't help.

And get yer damn laundry done.

Love,
Michelle