Notes upon an evening's thoughts

Dear Back,

I know we haven't been communicating as well as we should be, and I've been neglecting you. You know this, I know this... it's out in the open. But I have an appointment for Friday morning, bright and early. Choosing to try to spasm on me now, a day and a half early, is NOT helpful. Please stop.

Yours, etc.


Dear School,

You are, in fact, awesome. This lack of funds is kicking my ass, though. Please fund me, like, now, so that I can have books to keep up with your massive reading assignments.

Love, etc.


Dear Mom,

You completely rock.

Love, Your Daughter.