Arrested! Oh noes!!1!!!!11!1!

[eurydicebound]

Fine, fine. I am lemming, hear me roar. Also, I'm pretty sure what the majority answer will be, but I am intrigued to know. :)

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or not) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

Comments

[exilesletter.livejournal.com]

Crime?

You're clearly doing a ride-along, as research for some class assignment.

[thatcash.livejournal.com]

Research for a chapter in a splat book.

[tollhousegolem.livejournal.com]

Hmm, some fool dissed a sourcebook you wrote, so you pulled out your gat and capped his punk ass?

[mouseferatu.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go with "Finally snapped and stabbed a freelance writer to death with a red pen." :-D

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

The answer I would give is the same answer I'm sure I would get, which is why I'm not doing this meme. ;)

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

The actual charge is assault, but the process involved your ex, a five iron, and a do-it-yourself home electrolysis kit.

[amanofhats.livejournal.com]

This charge right here.

[hachiman0.livejournal.com]

I would assume that your family was endangered and you took appropriate action to remove the threat. There would be no doubt that your actions were moral and justified, but also highly illegal. Your trial would be the trial of our young century, and you would become a celebrity, setting fashion trends for young women across the country. "Free Michelle" web sites would sprout like weeds across the internet. In the end, you would be exonerated and would live out your life in comfort and wealth from the enormous sales of your best-selling autobiography.

[trollbabe.livejournal.com]

Shrooms. Don't ask me why, I just don't know.

[oldmangrumpus.livejournal.com]

Sarah Palin tried to talk you about "special needs".

[scarlettina.livejournal.com]

Taking poetic license...without a license.

[ennui-13.livejournal.com]

Civil Disobedience. I'd go into details but the overwhelming imagery is making me giggle.

[mudcactus.livejournal.com]

My first thought is that you were being taken to the station for questioning, as you had witnessed a murder.

Dunno why.

[infomorph.livejournal.com]

Inconsistent use of serial commas drove you into a blind editing rage, during which you hunted down the offending writer and stuffed a red-marked manuscript down their throat.