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Scene: Will, Al, and I sitting in the living room, discussing things in general and sex in particular. We join the conversation in full swing....
Will: Yeah, no sex until I graduate high school.
Me: And if your... feelings... overcome your intentions to wait, then what do you do?
Will: Use condiments.
Me: *trying not to giggle* Condoms. Not condiments, condoms. Mayonnaise will not keep your girlfriend from getting pregnant.
Will and Al: *both giggling too*
Me: And definitely don't use mustard... your girlfriend would not thank you.
Al: Yeah, you put mustard on a wiener, not your wiener.
Me: Bwah hah hah hah! WOW.
Cue uproarious laughter. End scene.
Will: Yeah, no sex until I graduate high school.
Me: And if your... feelings... overcome your intentions to wait, then what do you do?
Will: Use condiments.
Me: *trying not to giggle* Condoms. Not condiments, condoms. Mayonnaise will not keep your girlfriend from getting pregnant.
Will and Al: *both giggling too*
Me: And definitely don't use mustard... your girlfriend would not thank you.
Al: Yeah, you put mustard on a wiener, not your wiener.
Me: Bwah hah hah hah! WOW.
Cue uproarious laughter. End scene.
