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"[She] ... has been kidnapped and, quite possibly, incarcerated.''
"There's so much you could do with the money... you could buy a finely crafted two-handed sword... or rather a battle-axe fashioned by the dwarfs? A set of scale mail tailored to fit, effective and next to non-encumbering?"
"His mat skin is pale as wax, with only his bald head shining like it had been polished."
"The cook is no larger than a six-year-old child. His round head is deeply buried in high, slender shoulders. His waisted jacket stretches tightly across a shapeless hump. "
"You swallow hard, for your throat has suddenly become dry - because now you see her body in profile, a body without peer. Oh, to look at these two bulging shapes, crowned with rosy tips! Everything is in wild, rhythmic motion! "
"[She] ... has been kidnapped and, quite possibly, incarcerated.''
"His mat skin is pale as wax, with only his bald head shining like it had been polished."
"The cook is no larger than a six-year-old child. His round head is deeply buried in high, slender shoulders. His waisted jacket stretches tightly across a shapeless hump. "
"You swallow hard, for your throat has suddenly become dry - because now you see her body in profile, a body without peer. Oh, to look at these two bulging shapes, crowned with rosy tips! Everything is in wild, rhythmic motion! "
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