It's a reader quiz! Run for your lives!

Okay, I've cribbed this from elissa_carey. I don't normally do this particular type of quiz-foo, but I thought it would be fun. Some of the questions are sorta dumb but bear with them. No offense will be taken to any answers, 'cause this is just for fun. And frankly, with #20, I'd be shocked were the answer "yes" for anyone I don't currently live with. :)

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I loveable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
8. (already married, so...how long do you think I'll stay married?)
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. Do you consider me a good friend?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Would you make a move on me?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day?