My toilet is mostly clogged. The boys have been talked to about their approaches to paper consumption. I suspect that a trip to a hardware store to buy a closet auger is in order for tomorrow, although when I'll fit this in around classes is anyone's guess. It may wait until Wednesday.
I've managed to get a slow drain going after a couple of hours of fighting with it, armed only with a plunger and a resulting distinct lack of appetite. Ugh. Let's hope that the right tools fix this in a timely fashion.